"Daddy's 10 Rules of Dating"

1.If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package because you sure ain't picking anything up!

2.You DO NOT touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her as long as you do not peer below her neck. If you cannot keep you hands or eyes of my daughters body, I will remove them!

3. I am aware that it is consiered fashionable for boys of your age to wear thier trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.This isn't an insult but, you and all of your friends are complete idiots.You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object,but in order to ensure that they do not come off during your date with my daughter I will take my electric nail gun and fasten them securly in place to your waist!

4. Im sure you've been told that in todays world sex without utilizing a barrier method of somesort can kill you. Let me elaborate,when it comes to sex,I am ther barrier and I will kill you!

5.It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know eachother we should talk about sports politics and other isues of the day. Do not do this all I want form you is when you expect to have my daughter home. The word should be EARLY..

6. I have no doubt that you are a popular fellow with many oppurtunities to date other girls this is fine with me as long as it is ok with my daughter. Otherwise once you have decided to date my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you.If you make her cry I will make you cry...

7.As you stand in my front hallway and more than an hour goes by do not sigh and fidget.If you wish to be on time for the movies, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup a process that takes longer than painting the golden gate bridge.Instead of standing there go do something useful!

8.The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places with beds sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool.Places with romatnic temperatures.Romantic movies.Dark places,places with holding hands dancing or happiness.horror flicks are ok. Hockey games are ok.Old folks homes are better.

9.Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,middleaged has been but on issues relating to my daughter, you have one chance to tell me the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun,a shovel and 5 acres behind the house do not trifle with me.

10.Be afraid be very afraid it takes very little for me to mistake an enemy plane flying over our land.when my agent orange starts acting up the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean my gunsas I wait for you to bring my daughter home.as soon as you pul up you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight speak the perimeter password announce my daighter is home SAFELY and return to the car.do not come inside the camaflauged face at the window is mine...

You love another and I cry,I wish I could have you, I want you back,You were my joy, the love of my life,but settled in and told me the truth. You arent mine, you never were,adn when I was with you it was always a dream.Now Im awakehoping for a cure, from this miserable pain you left in my heart a hole so deep,I wanna cry, I wanna weep, for no longer ours is the love shed for her... ~Natasha

I am

I am a poet writing of my pain, I am a person living a life of shame, I am you daughter hiding my deppresion, I am your sister making a good impression, I am your friend acting like Im fine, Iam a wisher wishing this life isnt mine, I am a girl who thinks of suicide, I am a teenager pushing my tears aside,I am a student who doesn't have a clue I am the girl sitting next to you, I am the one asking you to care, I am suffering hoping you'll be there... ~ Unknown

I dont know how to say it,I dont know what to do, all I know is in my heart, the fact that I can't have you, you were my would, you were my sun, and when I was with you it was always fun, I wish I couldve told you before you walked away, I want you, I need you, even though I cannot have you,

~Natasha

Things were said that really hurt, My heart inside you've ripped apart, I dont know how we got here, I dont know where we are, but the end I feard was not that fra. Now your gone, Im all alone, in this world without a light, I cry, I pray, I wish aloud, that you'll return to me again and hold me safe in your arms away from harm.... ~Natasha